this is legitimately one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i dont know how my sense of humor turned into this
oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice.”
when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side
bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now
If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
remove toxic people from your life unapologetically and without explanation. free yourself. do it now. don’t worry about the consequences just do it. go.
when you get tired of doing a sketch so you just kinda