officialplanetmars:

this is legitimately one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i dont know how my sense of humor turned into this

7 hours ago on 08.26.14   ★ 34222 notes  via / org

queerchesters:

oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice.”

7 hours ago on 08.26.14   ★ 34441 notes  via / org
ishitpics:

ishitpics:

moisaicus-catostylus:

ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

Oh jizz, new character! I wonder where is the other Bad Plumber

here….

or save 18% when you buy them as a set

ishitpics:

ishitpics:

moisaicus-catostylus:

ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

Oh jizz, new character! I wonder where is the other Bad Plumber

Here he ishere….

or save 18% when you buy them as a set

7 hours ago on 08.26.14   ★ 5014 notes  via / org
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kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

image

#me
9 hours ago on 08.26.14   ★ 144306 notes  via / org
ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

9 hours ago on 08.26.14   ★ 5014 notes  via / org

viva-la-nostalgia:

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

11 hours ago on 08.26.14   ★ 339723 notes  via / org

christabellamotte:

remove toxic people from your life unapologetically and without explanation. free yourself. do it now. don’t worry about the consequences just do it. go.

11 hours ago on 08.26.14   ★ 3687 notes  via / org

jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

1 day ago on 08.26.14   ★ 24392 notes  via / org

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

1 day ago on 08.26.14   ★ 310231 notes  via / org
mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

1 day ago on 08.25.14   ★ 34890 notes  via / org
fluoric:

アベック (by Shoji Kawabata. a.k.a. strange_ojisan)
1 day ago on 08.25.14   ★ 110 notes  via / org

uchou:

when you get tired of doing a sketch so you just kinda

image

1 day ago on 08.25.14   ★ 14323 notes  via / org

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

1 day ago on 08.25.14   ★ 777892 notes  via / org